Looking for the best smoking captions for Instagram? Below we’ve compiled a list of catchy and trendy smoking captions that will suit your unique style and adorn your Instagram feed. Scroll down to choose the best and stand out from the crowd.
Smoking Captions for Instagram
1. Don’t try to stop smoking. Just stop smoking.
2. I am not a heavy smoker, I just go through a lighter a day.
3. Smokers don’t grow old…they die young….
4. I smoke when I feel alone.
5. The more you smoke, the cigarette gets shorter and your life gets shorter too.
6. Stop smoking, it kills you! – Me while smoking.
7. A cigarette a day keeps the doctor with pay.
8. I like to walk in fog so that no one can see me smoking.
9. Love is smoke made with the fume of sighs.
10. Bring me a cigarette and some coffee and no one gets hurt.
11. Don’t kill my high because you’re low.
12. My smoking might be bothering you, but it’s killing me.
13. Drink about, smoke about it, but never talk about it.
14. Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suicide.
15. Cigarettes never hurt anyone, the trouble starts when you light them.
16. Dear cigarette, thank you for being the only one to stand by me when I’m down.
17. Smoking answers the existential question: how you are going to die.
18. The best way to quit smoking is to keep wet cigarettes.
19. I never knew I was addicted until I tried to stop.
20. To the average cigarette smoker the world is his ashtray.
21. If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go.
22. When you can Smoke n Fly….
23. Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
24. I hate cigarettes that’s why I burn them.
25. I never went to High School, but I went to school high.
26. If you must smoke, take your butt outside.
27. Maybe smoking is interesting, but it kills.
28. Keep calm and say no to smoking.
29. The more people smoke herb, the more babylon fall.
30. If she can smoke as much as you. Wife that girl.
31. Inhale good shit, exhale the bullshit.
32. I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
33. Why Drink and Drive…??
34. I quit smoking for my heart, and the hearts of those i love.
35. She bites her nails, he clicks his pen, I smoke cigarettes.
36. Whenever I think to quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
37. I literally forget to smoke for a whole week.
38. Smoking and getting caught by your father is injurious to health.
39. Smoking helps in losing weight, one lung at a time.
40. I love to be in fog because nobody knows I’m smoking.
41. I really hate cigarettes. Whenever I see one, I light it up.
42. I only smoke when I drink, I’m down to two packs a day.
43. The best way to quit is to never start.
44. Dont hate Smoker…every cigarette might be their last.
45. Only a fool would put his lips at the other end of a burning fire.
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