1. “When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, ‘I can bait a hook.’” – Phil Robertson
2. “I don’t use any of the terminology like ‘left wing’ and ‘right wing.’ I use language like ‘godly’ and ‘holiness.’” – Phil Robertson
3. “Three, four, five years, we’re out of here. You know what I’m saying? It’s a TV show. This thing ain’t gonna last forever. No way.” – Phil Robertson
4. “I will not give or back off from my path.” – Phil Robertson
5. “If I were in politics, and if you ever get me in the White House, trust me, there’s a big change coming. What happened to America? We lost our roots.” – Phil Robertson
6. “Uptown living, you’ve got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.” – Phil Robertson
7. “Actually, most people don’t think I have too much sense because I would rather be fairly intelligent and act dumb instead of not having any sense at all and try to act smart.” – Phil Robertson
8. “Where there is no Jesus, evil always reigns.” – Phil Robertson
9. “My prayer was always: ‘Lord, if You bless me, I’ll thank You: but if You don’t, I’ll be thankful for what I have. I have plenty. I’m in good shape.’” – Phil Robertson
10. “It was about 5 years after I was baptized before the pull of sin finally stopped.” – Phil Robertson
11. “Two of the central ingredients to our family are food and faith, so sitting down together and thanking God for the food He’s provided means everything to us. Prayer is a natural part of our lives – not only around the dinner table but all day long.” – Phil Robertson
12. “I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.” – Phil Robertson
13. “Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it’s their parents fault for letting it happen.” – Phil Robertson
14. “But it also came at a significant cost for human rights, and today’s restricted freedom of expression, self-censorship and stunted multi-party democracy.” – Phil Robertson
15. “I am not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ.” – Phil Robertson
16. “My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.” – Phil Robertson
17. “Money can come and go, and fame comes and goes. Peace of mind and a relationship with God is far more important, so this is the precedent that we’ve set in our lives. The bottom line is, we all die, so Jesus is the answer.” – Phil Robertson
18. “Whether you’re talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.” – Phil Robertson
19. “To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.” – Phil Robertson
20. “You have to discipline your children, or they won’t respect you, law enforcement or God or anyone else.” – Phil Robertson
21. “Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.” – Phil Robertson
22. “Genesis 9 is where the animals went wild, and God gave them wildness. After the flood, that’s when he made animals wild. Up until that time, everybody was vegetarian.” – Phil Robertson
23. “I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.” – Phil Robertson
24. “Happy happy happy” – Phil Robertson
25. “I’m a low-tech man in a high-tech world.” – Phil Robertson
26. “Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.” – Phil Robertson
27. “I’ve been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I’ve reached a conclusion and it’s a fact: women are strange creatures.” – Phil Robertson
28. “To call me in, I’m thinking I don’t own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I’m dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these days.” – Phil Robertson
29. “Many have told me through the years: ‘I think I’ll take my chances without Jesus.’ And I always come back and say, ‘So what chance is that?’” – Phil Robertson
30. “If men were in charge of carrying and birthing our babies, we’d have a lot fewer people on Earth, because we’d only do it once- I can promise you that!” – Phil Robertson
31. “We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.” – Phil Robertson
32. “Please know that I never make any judgments about who’s going to heaven and hell. That’s the Almighty’s job. My job is to love Him, love you, share the Good News, and then move on down the road.” – Phil Robertson
33. “Let me tell you something: I salute womanhood worldwide, because women are exceptionally tough for enduring the misery of childbirth. I’ve cleaned hogs and gutted deer, but in my experience on Earth I’ve never witnessed such a brutal event.” – Phil Robertson
34. “By the time these kids are young adults, they’re going to have to go to Walmart to buy a personality.” – Phil Robertson
35. “If you provide the drive, dream, and vision, with God’s help, you can accomplish anything.” – Phil Robertson
36. “A real man don’t call the plumbers. If he gonna call himself a man, he needs to know how to fix it, on the spot.” – Phil Robertson
37. “Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.” – Phil Robertson
38. “The more make up a woman wears the more she’s tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.” – Phil Robertson
39. “I make a mean pecan pie, and I have a great recipe for pralines – also using pecans. Pralines take a lot of patience, and patience is a must in the duck blind as well as in the kitchen. Good things come to those who wait.” – Phil Robertson
40. “If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen.” – Phil Robertson
41. “I’ve never owned a cell phone and don’t plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.” – Phil Robertson
42. “If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there’s a woman.” – Phil Robertson
43. “Everywhere my sons and I go, we’re telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy- then down the road we go.” – Phil Robertson