1. “When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
2. “How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
3. “I call everyone ‘Darling’ because I can’t remember their names.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. “I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
5. “I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
6. “It’s never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else’s spouse happy.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
7. “Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
8. “You never really know a man until you have divorced him.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
9. “I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
10. “Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
11. “The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
12. “Parisian men make love all day and have no time to work; American men work all day and have no time for love.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
13. “Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
14. “A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
15. “I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
16. “I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
17. “I’ve never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
18. “We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn’t.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
19. “Macho does not prove mucho.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
20. “I tell you, in this world, being a little crazy helps to keep you sane.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
21. “When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
22. “If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
23. “Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. ” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
24. “I’ve never been jealous. I’ve never had to be.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
25. “I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
26. “As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
27. “I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
28. “What is really important for a woman, you know, even more than being beautiful or intelligent, is to be entertaining.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
29. “There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men’s advances as long as they are in cash.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
30. “To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
31. “I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the ‘dahling’ thing got started?” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
32. “To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
33. “I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
34. “Of course I love being in love — but it is marriage that really fulfills me. But not in every case.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
35. “It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
36. “You must be independent and able to do for yourself. Then you do not have to marry a rich man; you can marry a poor one. And if it is wrong, you can go.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
37. “What I call loaded, I’m not. What other people call loaded I am.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
38. “To a smart girl men are no problem – they’re the answer.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
39. “I never really mind what people say about me — I am far too unconventional and far too dedicated to being true to myself to let other people’s disdain or nastiness upset me for long.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
40. “I love to put on diamonds and beautiful evening gowns and make my girl-friends upset.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
41. “I am a horsewoman. I am a princess. I am Zsa Zsa.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
42. “Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer? “Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
43. “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which s*x has more sense.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor