Here are 49 Alcohol quotes to enjoy your wildest party
1. “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” ― George Bernard Shaw
2. “The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” ― Richard Braunstein
3. “One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” ― Lady Astor
4. “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” – Stephen Wright
5. “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” ― Bette Davis
6. “Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.” ― Tom Waits
7. “One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.” ― James Thurber
8. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? You know there’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” ― Drew Carey
9. “Drink ’til the ground looks blue.” ― Thomas Heywood
10. “I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” ― Dave Berry
11. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” ― Henny Youngman
12. “If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.” ― Anonymous
13. “Almost anything can be preserved in alcohol, except health, happiness, and money.” ― Mary Wilson Little
14. “A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.” ― Albert Einstein
15. “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W. Clement Stone
16. “Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.” ― Jonathan Swift
17. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” ― Benjamin Franklin
18. “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” ― G.K. Chesterton
19. “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
20. “Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.” ― Finley Peter Dunne
21. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” ― W.C. Fields
22. “There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” ― Chelsea Handler
23. “Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven.” ― Lu Yu
24. “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” ― Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
25. “I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.” ― Charles Bukowski
26. “I like to have a martini. Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table. After four I’m under my host.” ― Dorothy Parker
27. “There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” ― Raymond Chandler
28. “Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man.” ― Thomas Fuller
29. “Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald
30. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ― Frank Sinatra
31. “I work until beer o’clock.” ― Stephen King
32. “A man is a fool is he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.” ― Frank Lloyd Wright
33. “Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” ― Mark Twain
34. “Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” ― Oscar Wilde
35. “The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for my enemies.” ― William Temple
36. “Candy is dandy. But liquor is quicker.” ― Ogden Nash
37. “Drinking makes you happy with your body the way it is.” ― Philip Rosenthal
38. “Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.” ― Louis Pasteur
39. “If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.” ― Jack Handy
40. “There are only two real ways to get ahead today – sell liquor or drink it.” ― W. C. Fields
41. “I drink when I have occasion … and sometimes when I have no occasion.” ― Miguel De Cervantes
42. “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” ― Louis Pasteur
43. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” ― Frank Sinatra
44. “One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” ― Lady Astor
45. “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” ― Ernest Hemmingway
46. “Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.” ― Ben Jonson
47. “Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.” ― Robert A. Heinlein
48. “Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” ― Dudley Moore
49. “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” ― Steve Fergosi
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