17 Ferris Bueller Quotes That Will Trigger You
1. “A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn’t deserve such a fine automobile.” ― Ferris Bueller
2. “I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I’m going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it.” ― Cameron Frye
3. “The question isn’t ‘what are we going to do,’ the question is ‘what aren’t we going to do.” ― Ferris Bueller
4. “Look, don’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way I do it.” ― Cameron Frye
5. “Now, I didn’t hit you. I lightly slapped you.” ― Ferris Bueller
6. “It is his fault he didn’t lock the garage.” ― Ferris Bueller
7. “If you’re not here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.” ― Ferris Bueller
8. “It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.” ― Ferris Bueller
9. “A: You can never go too far. B: If I’m gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.” ― Ferris Bueller
10. “How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?” — Ferris Bueller
11. “Why can you not let me rot in peace?” — Cameron Frye
12. “Cameron is so uptight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you’d have a diamond.” ― Ferris Bueller
13. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” ― Ferris Bueller
14. “You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do.” ― Ferris Bueller
15. “I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.” ― Ferris Bueller
16. “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.” ― Ferris Bueller
17. “This is the part where Cameron goes berserk.” ― Ferris Bueller