57 Most Famous Wednesday Addams Quotes
1. “Use the words ‘little’ and ‘girl’ to address me again and I can’t guarantee your safety.” ~ Wednesday Addams
2. “If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught.” ~ Wednesday Addams
3. “Now I understand. This is a children’s prison.” ~ Wednesday Addams
4. “Because trust and cooperation have always been the hallmarks of our relationship.” ~ Wednesday Addams
5. “I’d prefer to remain sharp-edged.” ~ Wednesday Addams
6. “You severely underestimate my apathy.” ~ Wednesday Addams
7. “Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don’t do tears.” ~ Wednesday Addams
8. “Nice knife! Can I play autopsy with it?” ~ Wednesday Addams
9. “You can’t wake the dead. Believe me, I’ve tried.” ~ Wednesday Addams
10. “Sometimes I act like I don’t care if people like me. Deep down, I secretly enjoy it.” ~ Wednesday Addams
11. “Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing. [She levels a crossbow.]” ~ Wednesday Addams
12. “Be afraid. Be very afraid.” ~ Wednesday Addams
13. “Ask again and you’ll be down to eight lives.” ~ Wednesday Addams
14. “If he breaks your heart, I’ll nail-gun his.” ~ Wednesday Addams
15. “Wednesday: “Pass the salt.” Morticia: “And what do we say?” Wednesday: “NOW!” ~ Wednesday Addams
16. “Unrecognizable? Ridiculous? A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze?” ~ Wednesday Addams
17. “I’m not perky.” ~ Wednesday Addams
18. “This is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of human events. Uncle Fester’s getting married.” ~ Wednesday Addams
19. “They never tell us anything interesting, like how many heads they chopped off in the French revolution.” ~ Wednesday Addams
20. “For some reason I cannot fathom or indulge, you seem to like me.” ~ Wednesday Addams
21. “I’ve read serial killer diaries with better punctuation.” ~ Wednesday Addams
22. “Not hugging is kind of our thing.” ~ Wednesday Addams
23. “You might find a nice girl to be miserable with.” ~ Wednesday Addams
24. “I may not have a cell phone, but you don’t have a crossbow.” ~ Wednesday Addams
25. “For the record, I don’t believe I’m better than everyone else. Just that I’m better than you.” ~ Wednesday Addams
26. “Your followers are clearly imbeciles.” ~ Wednesday Addams
27. “Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.” ~ Wednesday Addams
28. “People keep randomly smiling to me out there, it’s unsettling.” ~ Wednesday Addams
29. “Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.” ~ Wednesday Addams
30. “I could eat Girl Scouts for breakfast.” ~ Wednesday Addams
31. “We don’t hug.” ~ Wednesday Addams
32. “Come, sorrow; we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead.” ~ Wednesday Addams
33. “This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.” ~ Wednesday Addams
34. “What kind of dystopian hellscape is this?” ~ Wednesday Addams
35. “Dead people are notoriously bad at returning calls.” ~ Wednesday Addams
36. “You sent us to camp. They made us sing.” ~ Wednesday Addams
37. “I like being an island. A well-fortified one surrounded by sharks.” ~ Wednesday Addams
38. “I haven’t always been against birthdays. Each one reminds me I’m a year closer to death’s cold embrace.” ~ Wednesday Addams
39. “No one torments my family but me.” ~ Wednesday Addams
40. “Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.” ~ Wednesday Addams
41. “Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone first?” ~ Wednesday Addams
42. “Not one word.” ~ Wednesday Addams
43. “Please. Flattery will get you nowhere.” ~ Wednesday Addams
44. “Every day is about me. This one just comes with cake and a bad song.” ~ Wednesday Addams
45. “She’s been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor… in her sleep.” ~ Wednesday Addams
46. “It’s not my fault I can’t interpret your emotional Morse code.” ~ Wednesday Addams
47. “Wednesday Addams questioning being sold girl scout cookies, “Are they made from real girl scouts?” ~ Wednesday Addams
48. “I don’t want to be in the pageant.” ~ Wednesday Addams
49. “You know what they say, never bring a knife to a sword fight unless it’s concealed.” ~ Wednesday Addams
50. “You brought a gun to a sword fight. Probably the first smart decision you’ve made today.” ~ Wednesday Addams
51. “Everyone knows it when you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.” ~ Wednesday Addams
52. “The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.” ~ Wednesday Addams
53. “So, I’ll have to prove my power.” ~ Wednesday Addams
54. “Oh, villain, villain; smiling damn villain.” ~ Wednesday Addams
55. “When you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.” ~ Wednesday Addams
56. “I’ll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul.” ~ Wednesday Addams
57. “I’d prefer to remain sharp-edged.” ~ Wednesday Addams
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