19 Inspiring Woody Allen Quotes
1. “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” ― Woody Allen
2. “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” ― Woody Allen
3. “I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” ― Woody Allen
4. “Eighty percent of success is showing up.” ― Woody Allen
5. “I don’t know enough to be incompetent.” ― Woody Allen
6. “I hate reality but it’s still the best place to get a good steak.” ― Woody Allen
7. “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” ― Woody Allen
8. “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? – Woody Allen
9. “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.” ― Woody Allen
10. “The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.” ― Woody Allen
11. “The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” ― Woody Allen
12. “It figures you’ve got to hate yourself if you’ve got any integrity at all.” ― Woody Allen
13. “Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.” ― Woody Allen
14. “Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.” ― Woody Allen
15. “Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.” ― Woody Allen
16. “I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I’m never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.” ― Woody Allen
17. “What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.” ― Woody Allen
18. “Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.” ― Woody Allen
19. “The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.” ― Woody Allen